just off the key of reason

cassidy. 16. professional pain in the ass. formerly clarinet-oswald.

kaylainthetardis:

A l i g n m e n t s  Orphan Black

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tardiscrash:

Let’s be real, in a time before the internet people didn’t have more adventures and make more meaningful connections. They watched TV and listened to CDs. Before that they listened to records and read magazines. Before that they listened to the radio and read bad dime novels. Before that they embroidered or some shit.

People have been staying inside and ignoring other people for as long as there have been buildings. 

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sherriffdeadcrackers:

cassidy is gay too spread the word

officialcalicoblack:

autremondeimagination:

THIS IS ART

this is really cool!

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hallelujah-youngandloaded:

this week on keeping up with the bandoms:

  • thanks pete
  • gerd’s nip slip
  • brendon urie and the bisexy debate

and that’s what u missed on glee

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cleffairie:

patricks hate for evening out with your girlfriend keeps me young

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gerardwaysnipple:

be careful making wishes in the

image

dark dark

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54,115 plays
Fall Out Boy,
Nightmare Revisited

gerardway-yylmao:

kittyhague:

IT’S THAT TIME OF YEAR

IT’S JULY

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  • Europeans: I drove forty minutes to the Netherlands for some groceries and then I popped into Germany to see some of my relatives before driving back home.
  • Americans: I was in Florida, I drove for nine hours, now I'm still in Florida.
  • Virginians: I drove two hours and I've gone exactly ten feet because traffic on I-95 is backed up
  • #australians: i drove for nine hours #now i'm nine hours away from home #no one is here #the streets are empty #how did this happen #where has civilisation gone #i am alone in the universe #oh wait no there's an echidna it's okay
  • Canadians: We left Toronto 2 days ago, We are still in Ontario, food is scarce. We are lost, soon we will have to eat each other to survive, oh wait there's a tims we're good.
  • Russians: I was in Yakutia, I drove for twenty eight hours, now I'm still in Yakutia, I travelled by train for 6 days, I'm still in Russia. Don't even try to leave Russia. Don't forget: you're here forever. Accept it and suffer.
  • The British: I drove for six hours, now I'm in the sea.
  • Pennsylvanians: I drove for 15 minutes and I've hit exactly 23 potholes and counting.
Asker Anonymous Asks:
omg if baby oil dissolves condoms what the fuck does it do to babies???
clarinet-oswald clarinet-oswald Said:

the-kellin-under-the-vic:

This may be shocking, but babies and condoms are made of different material

bhucky:

mymodernmet:

Venus, an adorable Chimera cat from North Carolina, has a striking two-toned face and different colored eyes

this baby actually doesn’t have true chimerism, but a genetic mutation. she’s still very beautiful, though!

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