i want a late night adventure. i want someone to call me up and say, “i’m outside. let’s go do something!” i want to go out late at night in my pj’s and my hair all tied up. maybe drive around. go to a park and just swing on the swings. maybe sit in the grass and watch the stars or maybe go to a 24 hour food place and pig out. i just want a late night adventure with people i like to be around. no drama. nothing but good vibes and good company.
idk why anyone would be interested in me romantically i literally watch netflix, complain, and wear the same four to five outfits with different mixes and matches all the time
no but imagine joe’s face when andy shows up in purgatory like this was not supposed to happen, andy was supposed to make it
I had a really small period and I was like “maybe I just miscarried a tiny fetus” and then I realized I haven’t had sex since Columbus landed in the Americas
I realize this sounds like I fucked Columbus. I want to clarify. Just so there’s no confusion, I did. I did fuck Columbus.
andy is dead
*trys to hit high note of favorite song*
what if i ate a 4th bowl of cereal
everyday is a bad hair day for me
petition to close all schools in honor of rat a tat coming out tomorrow
Are you ready for another bad poem?
Rat A Tat’s video comes out tomorrow!!