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cassidy. 16. professional jaywalker. formerly sit-down-john
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thehungveins:

You look at Andy Hurley and you literally expect a punk rock deep voice and then YOU HEAR IT. 

relahvant:

*puts metaphor between teeth* it’s a cigarette

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thejadedkiwano:

Let’s play a game.

Type the following words into your tags box, then post the first automatic tag that comes up.

you

also

what

when

why

how

look

because

never

(via sherriffdeadcrackers)

contraception:

a support group for people who started saying YAAAAAAS ironically and now can’t stop

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translugia:

*tips muppet* m’namana

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Sarah Manning’s ultimately special because she dares to go off-script. If she runs into trouble, she’ll chug a bottle of hand soap to buy some time. If she runs up against a wall, she’ll grab a fire extinguisher and bash her way the hell right out. In an instant of inspired thinking, Sarah constantly rejects what should be desperate, cornered moments with her sheer determination to survive.

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stoutshady:

emmetbrickowskivevo:

stoutshady:

once i accidentally called 999 and my brother was shouting “im gonna kill you” at his video game in the background and to cut a long story short 20 minutes later 2 police officers showed up at my house to check out a potential murder and this is why i hate my life

I think it’s 911…

i think i live in england…

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when i die, my question for any higher power that may exist will be “why isn’t there more bill and ted fanfiction on the internet?”

  • kid: dad whats a 69
  • dad: well son, a 69 is when two people who love each other very much get together with a 6 and a 9 and a 5 6 7 8 [spotlight turns on] [dad breaks into jazz number]

officialwhitegirls:

2000yr:

What the hell is the science side of tumblr

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beware-the-leopard:

thedeandobbs:

And so the world fell to it’s knees.

I love this post.

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ivvrite:

the best metaphor posts I’ve seen so far

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